By Buffy Bolivar
While intending to be helpful as always, Speedster ended up making things worse today when she “helped” with the recovery after the Dino-Day Disaster.
The majority of the Peace Force was working with the New Romford rescue crews to remove debris from fallen buildings and to find missing people, the typical superhero work. Speedster was on hand as well today, and her super-speed began tearing up the Industrial and University Districts. “I know she’s just trying to help,” said Sally Wynn, a resident of the University District, “but could she at least think through her actions first? Just once, please.”
Speedster saw a large pile of rubble blocking the intersection of Industry Road and 26th Street and used one of her patented “Speed Tornadoes” to move the rubble. Unfortunately, she hasn’t perfected this patent yet. She ran around the rubble at super speed, creating a vortex that carried the rubble into the air. Then it shot out all over the neighborhood, crashing into buildings that had survived the dinosaurs on both sides of the Winston River. Thankfully, no one was hurt, but she left the scene in a puff of dust.
Someone at the Peace Force must’ve reprimanded her because she stopped using her “Speed Tornadoes”. Instead, she helped out with the otherwise slow removal of debris from collapsed buildings, and for about an hour, Speedster was helping in a constructive way. Then, she decided to speed things up, as she is wont to do, and wasn’t paying attention. “We were working on buildings on Billings Street,” said Sal Hodgson, rescue worker, “and she piled up all that rubble at the end of the street. She blocked us in. We couldn’t get out. We had about 20 people that needed to get to a hospital or safe zone, and we couldn’t get them out. How dumb can you be?”
After another half hour of making a path for the rescue workers, Speedster left to help somewhere else but caused a 14-vehicle pile-up on Romford Way before collapsing a parking garage on 4th Avenue and 59th Street. She had removed the wrong piece of rubble that had been keeping the garage intact. Luckily, she had removed everyone from the garage in the brief second before the collapse.
By then, Titana and Adonis reportedly had a word with Speedster, and she ran off. There were no more reports of speed-related destruction after then, much to everyone’s relief.