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Dinosaur Queen’

Losing Human Smarts

By Chase Chapley This will be short as I am having hard time writing now.  My brain is slow now and I want to eat birds and meat.  Meeaattt I am scared that I is less human now and will less human til no human none more.  Friends were same way.   I.-999 8iaooodfdsaj Aajdj-2-2— Charlene……….43443983333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Morning, Still Dinosaurs

By Chase Chapley We didn’t get much sleep last night.  I couldn’t get comfortable, and neither could most of the people here.  We’re just not used to sleeping in our dinosaur bodies.  Even so, my colleagues and I thanked our hosts and decided to leave before breakfast.  It felt like no one else slept well either, and we didn’t want to intrude anymore than we already had. There was an eerie calm out on the… Read More

Photos to End the Night

By Chase Chapley Just to wrap up the night, I’m posting a few photos I’ve received from around town.  I’m fairly certain none of these will put anyone in danger.  Even so, find someplace safe to sleep for the night, and let’s hope for a brighter tomorrow. Good night.

Finding Shelter for the Night

By Chase Chapley As it seemed that night was going to come without the Dinosaur Queen being defeated, my colleagues and I needed to find someplace to sleep for the night.  The people who partied and offered us food also offered us shelter. Most of them were too big to stay in their apartments, so they pulled out sheets and blankets from their apartments.  A couple of the tall long-necked ones just poked their heads… Read More

Even in Danger, Residents Find Time to Have Fun

By Chase Chapley In all my years of reporting in New Romford, I have seen some strange things.  I have seen Adonis fight a giant mind-controlling squid.  I have seen mutated rabbits devouring all the plants in Norwoods.  I have seen Ray Denver die and come back to life on multiple occasions, each resurrection coming with new powers and types of skin.  I have even had a drink with an alternate world version of myself.… Read More

Dino Army Arresting People

By Chase Chapley Right after I posted about being attacked, another group of maybe five or six human dinosaurs started attacking people.  It occurred half-a-block from me, and it was more vicious than what me and my colleagues experienced.  It was so vicious that the Dino Army had to intervene. The Dino Army attacked worse than the humans, and afterwards, a general T-Rex apparently received orders to round them up.  They huddled the attackers and… Read More

Attacked by Human Dinosaurs

By Chase Chapley My colleagues and I have moved several blocks away from the business district, but even here, the tension is high.  We were just going to sit down and find something to eat, being careful to not raise suspicion among the Dino Army, when we were attacked. A group of people, including an Allosaurus and some smaller carnivorous dinosaurs that I didn’t get a good look of, jumped us in an alleyway.  They… Read More