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Dinosaur Queen’

Speedster In Town

By Chase Chapley Speedster is back in town, and citizens are bracing for a reckless time.  The Fastest Woman in the Galaxy has a history of reckless behavior while visiting New Romford.  Last year, she was responsible for a 300-car pileup on interstate highways 88 and 188 while chasing The Dinosaur Queen. But it’s the little things that cause New Romforders to squirm.  “She’s just so fast that I don’t think she knows where she’s… Read More