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Pumpkin Pi Succombs to Fire, His One Weakness

By Muffy Borgeron Math-themed supervillain with a pumpkin for a head, Pumpkin Pi, was severely injured in a chemical fire in his workshop in Norwoods last night.  He’s currently being treated for third-degree burns and charring at ATOM Labs. Pumpkin Pi, whose real name is unknown, stole several drums of chemicals from Spade Chemical Plant a week ago.  In his secluded workshop in Norwoods, which was an abandoned bakery, Pi was apparently using his stolen… Read More

Stock Photo Warehouse Burns Down, Loses Cache of Ridiculous Pics

By Skip Daverman BALTIMORE – Stupendous Photos, a stock photo warehouse, caught fire last night and burned down to the ground despite the efforts of the Baltimore Fire Department.  More than 125,000 photos, some dating back to the 1950s, were lost. Shane Macklemore, owner of Stupendous Photos, said most of the stock photos weren’t scanned into their computers.  “It’s just a shame,” he said.  “We had some really great photos from the 50s and 60s. … Read More