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Vandals Ransack Veralow

By Buffy Bolivar The Vandals are back, and they ransacked a strip mall in Veralow today. “Those damn (expletive) took all of paintings and silverware,” said Pigori Subs owner, Fabian Pigori.  “I was just working in the back on my classic Italian pizza subs.  I had an order for 100 pizza subs for a bigwig business guy, and then those (expletive) Vandals popped out of nowhere and ransacked my amazing restaurant.” Other store owners of… Read More