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‘Goo-Man’ Helps Keep Venice from Sinking

by Stan Hopewell VENICE, Italy – Ronaldo Vescio, a.k.a. “Goo-Man” for obvious reasons, helped the city of Venice keep afloat by excreting over 15 tons of his personal “goo” into the city’s foundation. Ten years ago, Vescio was drowned in toxic chemicals while trying to graffiti the inside of an active chemical factory in Berlin.  He fell into the chemicals and was presumed dead for several weeks.  Then, as the factory sifted through the chemicals,… Read More