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BREAKING: Dinosaur Queen Escapes Grainger Tower

By Chase Chapley The Dinosaur Queen has escaped Grainger Tower, riding her rocket-powered Allosaurus.  She was headed southwest, and Adonis is in pursuit. I’m only hearing second-hand accounts, but I can see a visible smoke trail coming out of the top of Grainger Tower, which turned back to its normal architecture once Dinosaur Queen left.  She must be desperate now.  She has clearly lost. Her troops on the ground have panicked, and the pterodactyls tried… Read More

BREAKING: Blue Light Gone

By Chase Chapley BREAKING NEWS:  the blue light emanating from Grainger Tower has disappeared. I’m also getting word that the U.S. Army and Navy are moving into New Romford and Winston Bay.  Their first objective is presumably to end the Dinosaur Queen’s incursion, and then assist anyone they can.  Considering the weaponry of the Dino Army, which consists of mostly spears and being large ferocious dinosaurs, the battle shouldn’t last long. More to come…

Dino Army Still On Ground and In Air

By Chase Chapley The Dino Army is still on the ground and in the air.  They are just as confused as to why we’ve reverted to our human bodies, but they are still here.  The blue light is still emanating from Grainger Tower, so presumably, the force field is still up. Do not engage the Dino Army.  We could not take them on while in dinosaur form, so there’s no way to confront them now. … Read More

HUMAN AGAIN!

By Chase Chapley Finally, we are back to human! I cannot express the joy and excitement me and my colleagues are experiencing right now.  Moments before the change back, I could feel my humanity slipping away from me.  My colleagues felt it, too.  It appeared that the Dino-Ray changed us all physically first and was slowly trying to change us psychologically.  Whether or not that was the Dinosaur Queen’s intent remains to be seen, but… Read More

Losing Human Smarts

By Chase Chapley This will be short as I am having hard time writing now.  My brain is slow now and I want to eat birds and meat.  Meeaattt I am scared that I is less human now and will less human til no human none more.  Friends were same way.   I.-999 8iaooodfdsaj Aajdj-2-2— Charlene……….43443983333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Morning, Still Dinosaurs

By Chase Chapley We didn’t get much sleep last night.  I couldn’t get comfortable, and neither could most of the people here.  We’re just not used to sleeping in our dinosaur bodies.  Even so, my colleagues and I thanked our hosts and decided to leave before breakfast.  It felt like no one else slept well either, and we didn’t want to intrude anymore than we already had. There was an eerie calm out on the… Read More

Photos to End the Night

By Chase Chapley Just to wrap up the night, I’m posting a few photos I’ve received from around town.  I’m fairly certain none of these will put anyone in danger.  Even so, find someplace safe to sleep for the night, and let’s hope for a brighter tomorrow. Good night.